Despite the addition of Marvel alum Scarlett Johansson, there’s no prehistoric magic to be captured in this limp cash grab.
Tag: jurassic park
Jurassic World: Dominion Review
In the summer of 1993 my parents brought me to see this little dinosaur movie called Jurassic Park. I was almost 6 at the time and while watching it, I could tell my mother felt that this was a little…
Please, No More Jurassic Park
I’m tired of Jurassic Park, there I said it. Wow, that was actually easier than I thought it was going to be. Guess I can just move on to other things. Wait, you want an explanation? Alright but you asked for…
Independence Day: Review Rewind
Obviously, Nerd Union wasn’t around when this awesome gem was released back in 1996, but with it being July 4th, this is a great opportunity to go back in time and review a movie that still holds up after all…